Always thinking we’ll be done whatever we’re doing, and back in time. Have you gotten a parking ticket before? Ever gotten there right when he’s writing the ticket (blatantly sexist I know). Let’s hear your story.

Here are my Top 3 Reasons For Getting A Parking Ticket

1. The person I was eating lunch with wouldn’t stop talking
2. I got stuck in a meeting
3. I was helping an old lady cross the street

What are your Top 3 Reasons?

The goal is simple: Build a self-sufficient village for the desperately poor in Haiti. I hope you’ll get involved with one measly .99 cent download….And please share this link.

Every person counts. Thanks. See I can be very serious sometimes. Now enjoy the video.

Next thing I know, I’m dragging my wife down to the Capitol at night. Yep, that’s me filling in for Larry Craig in the night scene by the water.

And then Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and others popped into this thing. Crazy I know.

This is a great story, and I’m working on getting it made now. Just know this was written seven years ago. So if you see anything out there trying to copy, beat ‘em down. I got proof from the copyright, the film stock, and all the eye balls that have seen this.

My friend Juan Donovan just told me about a film Ice Cube is making with Bow-Wow called “Lottery Ticket.” It doesn’t appear from the log line I read that they’re stealing this script. If you see this, and you’re in the film business, I’m all ears still. No deal done yet.