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First Spa Pedicure – Nasty Feet

Mark — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 17:24:44 +0000

So I had this idea for a while. Always wondering what people are yapping about in another language. Especially when you’re right next time. Add in some nasty toe nails I trained for over two months to grow, and here ya go….

This Obsessed Meter Man Hands Out Tickets For Fun

Mark — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 20:36:38 +0000

Let’s face it. Parking meters blow.

Always thinking we’ll be done whatever we’re doing, and back in time. Have you gotten a parking ticket before? Ever gotten there right when he’s writing the ticket (blatantly sexist I know). Let’s hear your story.

Here are my Top 3 Reasons For Getting A Parking Ticket

1. The person I was eating lunch with wouldn’t stop talking
2. I got stuck in a meeting
3. I was helping an old lady cross the street

What are your Top 3 Reasons?

MTV Cribs – Suburban Style

Mark — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 13:40:33 +0000

Let's check out the rides, the MTV style crib, the outside entertainment center, and drink some crunk.

Crush It Music Video Featuring Gary Vaynerchuk

Mark — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:51:35 +0000

This is all to raise money and awareness for the Caring House Project Foundation.

The goal is simple: Build a self-sufficient village for the desperately poor in Haiti. I hope you’ll get involved with one measly .99 cent download….And please share this link.

Every person counts. Thanks. See I can be very serious sometimes. Now enjoy the video.

Brad Pitt & George Clooney Cameo In The Bathroom Boys

Mark — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 00:22:23 +0000

This video came out of no where. I just found Larry Craig funny.

Next thing I know, I’m dragging my wife down to the Capitol at night. Yep, that’s me filling in for Larry Craig in the night scene by the water.

And then Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and others popped into this thing. Crazy I know.

$93 Million Lottery Ticket Lost

Mark — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 23:22:35 +0000

Here’s the deal with this. We started filming, but had to stop. The actor opposite me had a chance to sign with a top manager in Hollywood.

This is a great story, and I’m working on getting it made now. Just know this was written seven years ago. So if you see anything out there trying to copy, beat ‘em down. I got proof from the copyright, the film stock, and all the eye balls that have seen this.

My friend Juan Donovan just told me about a film Ice Cube is making with Bow-Wow called “Lottery Ticket.” It doesn’t appear from the log line I read that they’re stealing this script. If you see this, and you’re in the film business, I’m all ears still. No deal done yet.